This $1.69 bottle of imitation peanut butter extract is very appealing to my tackiest self.
Bomp shoo bomp.
Lint-rolled the cat.
A.B.C: Always Be Cradling
TV is amazing.
The world is amazing
Cat scratches and soft serve. An afternoon in my life.
Molly: What does Karl Lagerfeld smell like?
[Interview subject:] He smells very neutral, he’s not a perfume guy. Karl is…is…like the smell of clean air.
I reviewed A.L. Kennedy’s new book in this weekend’s NY Times. Chocolate-flavored condoms y’all.
Truth is incoherent
We built this city on
rock ‘n roll a grid pattern inspired by the Italian Renaissance