Molly: (walking into the office) This music is perfect for a rainy day!
McKenna: Isn’t it?
Molly: I love a sensitive wailing man.
McKenna: It’s Nina Simone.
I actually do care. What kind of whole grains we talking about? Is this an oats moment or a quinoa moment? Barley? How does your body metabolize fiber? (Some bodies react poorly.)
1. A glossy cat who does not shrink from my touch
2. Peanut butter
Me at 6pm meetings
MORE MUNCHIES! I wrote about High Maintenance for this week’s issue of New York magazine.
Also included in this article: comments about real estate, privacy, and people who clip their fingernails on the subway.
Cool portrait of 4chan
My father has gotten really funny in his seventies
Wearing the JUST DO IT shirt in size XS. There are seven more left in the shop :)
Someone tagged a peace sign and “homo” at the end of a dock so everyone else in the graffiti game, you can retire now
Burnt pumpernickel bagel w/ 4 tbsp butter and a side of decorative seashells
I wrote this story! Read it, y’all. Karlie is an angel from heaven.